Deception & Question

My college is a nice place full of sorts of characters with nice weird characteristics. Life here would be less chaotic but tedious had it not been for these people, who entertain us without fail “Bar Bar, Laga Tar”

Let me give you some information about my college. “You are not allowed to enter the class if you are not there 5min before the class begins” “You cannot walk out of the class once the class begins” – go the words of our respected Deputy Director. But learn from the Godmother “Ms Jemin” (name changed for security reasons and the security is mine) - The Art of Deception converging with the Acting skill. Also yesterday she couldn’t give her presentation in class she had a bad throat. This made me write a two line SHER dedicated to her:

Ye Punjab de kudi, kithe kithe udi
Class wich late ayi, sab prof ko ullu banai
Canteen wich ek kudi te chali, per presentation wich apne awaz gum karwai
Professor ko phir se dhul chatai

Having said that I cannot forget to mention about Mr. Mirror, whose questions are an end in themselves. He will give you the point of view of the public, his own point of view and also reiterate your(if you happen to be the chosen one to be asked to) point of view, then the questionnaire will follow a) I want to ask…. b) I think….. c) what do you think? This man surly has mastered his skill.

Now Mr. Fassial, who would just raise his hand and the crowd cannot stop clapping and hooting. The number of students, multiplied by the number of word Mr. Fassial utters exemplifies his popularity. The other day we were talking about how I left smoking and how he can go about doing the same. I must tell you he is an excellent listener (unlike most of the communication students in my college, who only like to show their communication skills by saying and saying and saying and saying more). Also I am hoping he gets enough motivation to leave smoking.

Mr. Nayansukh is probably the biggest fan of Mr. Fassial, opening a fan club for him which already has 6 members (girls included). Mr. Nayansukh the man from the land of the rising sun and is very passionate & intense in his talks. His reputation precedes him. I have already signed this light eyed guy to play as a fundamentalist in my next movie.

Last but not the least I present to you Ms. Shape. Local train, as I call her, stopping at each and every station that comes on the way (I mean people). But she sure is the bold face of the feminist community. Dedicated to Ms Shape:

Pal mein tumhe hasa de ge, chaye ho gira de ge
Daru sutte mein tumhe hara de ge
Pyar tum se bhout karge, aur khud he ro kar tumhe saza de ge.

Now don’t say I am gender biaaaaassed (writing poem only for girsl), I to am human.

Phoolo ko sher aur kanto ko ber. More character coming up soon…. Stay tuned