CREATIVITY AT ITS PINNACLE
In respect of the stuff going on at our college, I had stopped writing. But it seems someone up there (or down here) doesn’t want to let me forget or even get distant from the art of writing, lest I loose my knack. I hope all my creative writing abilities are not lost in writing the exams.
Some analysis:
WARNING: Bear with me I might have lost it.
13 EXAMS, 6 DAYS, 200 STUDENTS DOWN.
23 BEHIND ENEMY LINES, they will be found haunted by our ghosts and brought down. And there will be “NO WHITE FLAG”
Day 1: I loved the exams. I didn’t study a thing, still wrote all questions. (who told you to write the question, we were supposed to write answers)
Day 2: I really am creative, just couldn’t stop writing.
Day 3: I can really think out of the box. Wow!!
Day 4: Disillusioned!! Are they trying to make me a writer.
Day 5: My creativity is getting exhausted.
Day 6: My box is on fire. (Don’t worry you won’t need it for another 5 months)
My favorite questions:
Q. When we communicate we tend to communicate a frame of mind (True/False)
A. The question is wrong. I always communicate out of the box.
Q. Will the political scenario in Pakistan lead to future deterioration of stability in that country?
A. Does Pakistan have a political scenario and is there future scope for deterioration.
Q. What are listening etiquettes?
A. What the hell it listening? I only know how to communicate and ask questions.
Q. Comment on the role of media in coverage of issues regarding terrorism.
A. Ah, it’s always a hot topic with media to gain TRP. Excellent coverage. (I hope no one read this and tells me “MEDIA IS SERIOUS BUSINESS”)
Q. What are the strategic benefits of India’s space program?
A. We are planning to send any one born hence forth to the moon.
Q. What is a hypothesis?
A. The fact that you guess I will answer this question is a hypothesis
Q. Write the role and responsibility of the persons involved in shooting?
A. They must be clear of the target. After shooting the target down, check he/she must not be breathing. Now don’t get caught by the police and if caught eat cyanide.
Q. Write about the genre of TV you like the most and why? (10 Marks)
A. I don’t watch TV.
The Public Relation answer sheet
Ans 1. (Written a nice answer of two pages)
Ans 2. ----do-----
Ans 4. -----do-----
Ans 5. ------do-----
Hey thanxx for saving my ink.
Hang on that's not all... In the evening an obituary meeting was called. The congregation was attened by who's who of the college (Mane ke U.K.C., The One Who must not be Named and the so called Student Council). All people on the podium had suddenly become politically correct.
Anyways, our collge has given us a break of 12 Hrs before the next semester begins. Poor us, not even our hickey’s will heal in that much time (Having said that let me also tell you these have not been acquired while studying)
Looking forward for next semester, more exams (of the same genre) and for sure more hickey's in next sem... till then Good Night and Good Luck.
Some analysis:
WARNING: Bear with me I might have lost it.
13 EXAMS, 6 DAYS, 200 STUDENTS DOWN.
23 BEHIND ENEMY LINES, they will be found haunted by our ghosts and brought down. And there will be “NO WHITE FLAG”
Day 1: I loved the exams. I didn’t study a thing, still wrote all questions. (who told you to write the question, we were supposed to write answers)
Day 2: I really am creative, just couldn’t stop writing.
Day 3: I can really think out of the box. Wow!!
Day 4: Disillusioned!! Are they trying to make me a writer.
Day 5: My creativity is getting exhausted.
Day 6: My box is on fire. (Don’t worry you won’t need it for another 5 months)
My favorite questions:
Q. When we communicate we tend to communicate a frame of mind (True/False)
A. The question is wrong. I always communicate out of the box.
Q. Will the political scenario in Pakistan lead to future deterioration of stability in that country?
A. Does Pakistan have a political scenario and is there future scope for deterioration.
Q. What are listening etiquettes?
A. What the hell it listening? I only know how to communicate and ask questions.
Q. Comment on the role of media in coverage of issues regarding terrorism.
A. Ah, it’s always a hot topic with media to gain TRP. Excellent coverage. (I hope no one read this and tells me “MEDIA IS SERIOUS BUSINESS”)
Q. What are the strategic benefits of India’s space program?
A. We are planning to send any one born hence forth to the moon.
Q. What is a hypothesis?
A. The fact that you guess I will answer this question is a hypothesis
Q. Write the role and responsibility of the persons involved in shooting?
A. They must be clear of the target. After shooting the target down, check he/she must not be breathing. Now don’t get caught by the police and if caught eat cyanide.
Q. Write about the genre of TV you like the most and why? (10 Marks)
A. I don’t watch TV.
The Public Relation answer sheet
Ans 1. (Written a nice answer of two pages)
Ans 2. ----do-----
Ans 4. -----do-----
Ans 5. ------do-----
Hey thanxx for saving my ink.
Hang on that's not all... In the evening an obituary meeting was called. The congregation was attened by who's who of the college (Mane ke U.K.C., The One Who must not be Named and the so called Student Council). All people on the podium had suddenly become politically correct.
Anyways, our collge has given us a break of 12 Hrs before the next semester begins. Poor us, not even our hickey’s will heal in that much time (Having said that let me also tell you these have not been acquired while studying)
Looking forward for next semester, more exams (of the same genre) and for sure more hickey's in next sem... till then Good Night and Good Luck.
Comments
Leave this debate.
Distinctively choosing few questions, you reminded me of the time when i was answering these questions.
I simply think that we had given our general knowledge test, not the module.
Hoping something fruitful(dont go with the results) in the coming semester with good set of people around.
hmmm...sarcasm is nice.....1 line is enuf...samjdaar ko ishara kaafi hona chahiye....
gud!!
Anyways ur way of expression through words is superb...Gd Kohli.Keep on creating d impact..