Comfortably Bum
Yesterday the crack down was on the system. Today I will give some insight of the constituents of the system, no humor dose even today.
xxxxxx is a cool place, not because it’s always raining and at the nights we need to almost switch off our fans or because of the scenic beauty around, but because the culture is so cool – informal, casual, relaxed. Let us explore some of the major elements necessary to make a person “COOL”:
Swear: F - - K, nearly everyone uses this 4 letter word (as a pro-noun, verb, adverb, adjective). Fcuker, Fcuking good / bad / teacher, Fcuk you dude, Fcuk off. Assh - -e, Bitch, MC, BC, GM and the list goes onnnnn… I my view when because people fall short of words they use these helping words (Lets buy a dictionary)
Smoke: You might not even know how to hold a cigarette but ya it makes you cool so do smoke. Let me tell you its not allowed on to smoke in our campus, but it makes people super cool (even more if you can break a rule) so “COOL DUDE”
Drink: Actually liquor is such a bad thing that we need to drink it off the face of this earth. So “LOSE CONTROL” yaar
Drug: I hope this does not reach the CBI or whatever, but grass, hash, janja etc are the only ways out, for some dudes / dudettes, of this fcuking stress laden place.
Other creative “COOLNESS REDEFINED” elements would include:
Pass a comment on fellow student, don’t listen to the teacher (keep communication amongst yourselves), lie down on the last benches of the class and sleep, ask a gibberish question (to prove what you are made of).
A lot of people don’t agree with me when I tell them that they do all this because they think it’s cool. There is another explanation to these activities of coolness, by “The One Who Must Not be Names” (our respected Deputy Director):- “ADHD (Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder)”. I hope I don’t sound too derogatory when I say “I agree” and if I do then I am happy because the purpose is fulfilled.
And before I wrap up for the day let me present to you “supp?”. supp dude? Supp man? Or just supp?
Etymology of the word “supp?”:
How are you? (huuunn…ancient people say that) --> What’s up? (ahh… that’s too long and I am to busy) --> supp? (wow… that’s cool)
Because what we have (in India) is never good enough, so we always follow (ape) the west. My request: let us learn to be ourselves first, before we try to imbibe other culture. I am sure a lot of us would not even know the meaning of “NAMASTE”.
With this thought I take a leave, Good night and Good Luck. (me included)
xxxxxx is a cool place, not because it’s always raining and at the nights we need to almost switch off our fans or because of the scenic beauty around, but because the culture is so cool – informal, casual, relaxed. Let us explore some of the major elements necessary to make a person “COOL”:
Swear: F - - K, nearly everyone uses this 4 letter word (as a pro-noun, verb, adverb, adjective). Fcuker, Fcuking good / bad / teacher, Fcuk you dude, Fcuk off. Assh - -e, Bitch, MC, BC, GM and the list goes onnnnn… I my view when because people fall short of words they use these helping words (Lets buy a dictionary)
Smoke: You might not even know how to hold a cigarette but ya it makes you cool so do smoke. Let me tell you its not allowed on to smoke in our campus, but it makes people super cool (even more if you can break a rule) so “COOL DUDE”
Drink: Actually liquor is such a bad thing that we need to drink it off the face of this earth. So “LOSE CONTROL” yaar
Drug: I hope this does not reach the CBI or whatever, but grass, hash, janja etc are the only ways out, for some dudes / dudettes, of this fcuking stress laden place.
Other creative “COOLNESS REDEFINED” elements would include:
Pass a comment on fellow student, don’t listen to the teacher (keep communication amongst yourselves), lie down on the last benches of the class and sleep, ask a gibberish question (to prove what you are made of).
A lot of people don’t agree with me when I tell them that they do all this because they think it’s cool. There is another explanation to these activities of coolness, by “The One Who Must Not be Names” (our respected Deputy Director):- “ADHD (Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder)”. I hope I don’t sound too derogatory when I say “I agree” and if I do then I am happy because the purpose is fulfilled.
And before I wrap up for the day let me present to you “supp?”. supp dude? Supp man? Or just supp?
Etymology of the word “supp?”:
How are you? (huuunn…ancient people say that) --> What’s up? (ahh… that’s too long and I am to busy) --> supp? (wow… that’s cool)
Because what we have (in India) is never good enough, so we always follow (ape) the west. My request: let us learn to be ourselves first, before we try to imbibe other culture. I am sure a lot of us would not even know the meaning of “NAMASTE”.
With this thought I take a leave, Good night and Good Luck. (me included)
Comments
Unfortunately the cool dudes are more in numkber than the rest and numbers always make an impact.
@ teeshan
bro try GRE. yhan kya kar rhe ho?? u hav a vry strong vocab esp. d abusiveness.. Dude the prblm is u r findin it extrmly hard 2 read.
Expectin a big reply full of abusive crap.. Go on teshaan.. nikaalo jo bi hai aapke andar...
who is teshaan, and when did i invite you to read my blog...
and if u have problems i would advice you not to read it...
Thanxx
ur blog has just become like TOI cover page "Din ka pehla kaam"
and ya ... if we actually amke an attempt to use some proper words in life we`ll definately be better off as Media students!!
KeEp iT rOlLiNg!!!
Iam a part of all of thosethgs u mentioned but am sorry but i thk i dnt do it coz it makes me feel 'cool' in fact i dnt like most of those thgs myself.......but....am improving by the day is all i can say.....i have always been wid such people in bombay n believe me bombay does teach u a lot......studied n all in an area wer this wasnt considered cool but was a part of r daily lives.....
but as they say parivartan sansar ka niyam hai....yaha bhi hoga parivartan..... ho raha hai infact....THXXXXX...
ur writing is improving by the day...keep rocking.....come up wid subjects like these...(i knew this 1 was comin!) n seriously i chk ur blog b4 i chk my mail......love it....xo
This 1 is really gr8 man!!!
keep posting more n more and some more hard work is needed smewhere while explaining thigs..
Well this 1 is really Gr8 man!!!
keep posting more n more..and only some wat improvment is needed while explaing thigs with proper example..
U've said quite a lot..don't think dere's need to say more.. just dat.. u make me feel proud of myself & of you.... & I'm so glad..U don't depend on this mediocrity to b cool...wat u are..to ur friends..acquantainces..(& ppl who are not so friends..) & foremost as a person makes u d coolest.. :-)
The ultimate coolness is being comfortable in your own skin, in short BEING YOURSELF!!!
The truth is that only those who have the courage to be true to themselves are the ones who are different and who stand apart..